| B: | I hate people who constantly have their mouths open. I was on bart and some gross 20-year-old coming back from Spring Break was sitting across from me with his mouth agape for no reason it was disgusting.
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| S: | So you hate people who walk around smiling for no reason and now you hate people with their mouths open.
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| B: | Yeah I don't know which I hate more but they both annoy the shit out of me.
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| S: | I'm going to start walking around all day doing both. I'll just stare at you smiling with my mouth open all the time.
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| B: | Gross.
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| S: | You know what annoys me? All the stupid pointless questions you ask all the time. You're like a two-year-old.
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| B: | I know. The only reason I ask them is because I like hearing myself speak and I like how they annoy you, so it's perfect. |