May 2009
14 posts
Well alright then, I’ll be seeing you sooner or later…hopefully...
– S
April 2009
26 posts
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too. And maybe you just don’t know...
– (via ornithes)
QQ
chaoswolfmaster whispers: oh god today at work a lady fell down outside
chaoswolfmaster whispers: and was like bleeding massively out of her face
chaoswolfmaster whispers: just laying in the middle of the street bleeding
chaoswolfmaster whispers: and my supervisor told me to get something to block the little stretch of parking lot off with
chaoswolfmaster whispers: i went to the bathroom and got the "caution wet floor" signs
i find the part where you drop your phone the funniest. because youre all out...
– mike
Don’t do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It’s called...
– Chef, South Park (via ornithes)
It’s called college (or sometime shortly thereafter)…
Think Progress » Texas lawmaker: Asians should... →
paulostran:
love. this. bitch.
I’ve been saying this for years…
Pretty manner Bob Dylan interview tbqh... →
I didn’t think Dylan could be quite this cogent.
On Obama:
“He’s like a fictional character, but he’s real. First off, his mother was a Kansas girl. Never lived in Kansas though, but with deep roots. You know, like Kansas bloody Kansas. John Brown the insurrectionist. Jesse James and Quantrill. Bushwhackers, Guerillas. Wizard of Oz Kansas. I think Barack has Jefferson Davis back there...
"Some girls love me, im peanut butter and...
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Pho Hoa Lao Restaurant
Category: Vietnamese Neighborhood: East Oakland
12/22/2008 I hate this fucking place! Everyones hella old and they need to retire already, they really do need to stop everything they doing. alright so this is how my true story goes….. so i sit...
Sweetness, sweetness I WASN’T joking when I said I’d like to smash...
"Present Thy Mammaries Or Promptly Excuse Thyself"
mthrfknluis:
Oldenspeek that translates loosely into Tits Or GTFO.
._.b
March 2009
45 posts
Vincent Gallo Merchandise →
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B: I hate people who constantly have their mouths open. I was on bart and some gross 20-year-old coming back from Spring Break was sitting across from me with his mouth agape for no reason it was disgusting.
S: So you hate people who walk around smiling for no reason and now you hate people with their mouths open.
B: Yeah I don't know which I hate more but they both annoy the shit out of me.
S: I'm going to start walking around all day doing both. I'll just stare at you smiling with my mouth open all the time.
B: Gross.
S: You know what annoys me? All the stupid pointless questions you ask all the time. You're like a two-year-old.
B: I know. The only reason I ask them is because I like hearing myself speak and I like how they annoy you, so it's perfect.
Barreldisco
S: Oh so the Barreldisco is happening a week from this Wednesday.
B: Oh perfect I'll invite all my friends.
S: (Laughs) Yeah I don't know about that I don't think we want any more of your kind there Brent.